JOKES FOR GRAMMAR NERDS!

1. What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?

19 Jokes Only Grammar Nerds Will Understand
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There, their, they’re.

2. What’s another name for Santa’s elves?

19 Jokes Only Grammar Nerds Will Understand
Subordinate Clauses.
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At least he’s a grammatically correct douchebag.
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